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  • A man of few words is generally a married man!Upload to Facebook
    A man of few words is generally a married man!
  • Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?<br/>
Bunty: How?<br/>
Pappu: Just sell it!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone?
    Bunty: How?
    Pappu: Just sell it!
  • Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?<br/>
Santa: Getting married!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
    Santa: Getting married!
  • Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.<br/>
Now the virus is in quarantine!Upload to Facebook
    Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19.
    Now the virus is in quarantine!
  • Pappu: What is GPS?<br/>
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.<br/>
Pappu: So it's Mom?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: What is GPS?
    Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
    Pappu: So it's Mom?
  • Elephants: We have the longest memories.<br/>
Women: Hahaha, really?Upload to Facebook
    Elephants: We have the longest memories.
    Women: Hahaha, really?
  • Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it!Upload to Facebook
    Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it!
  • Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!Upload to Facebook
    Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results!
  • Girl: Do you drink alcohol.<br/>
Boy: Yes.<br/>
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?<br/>
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
    Boy: Yes.
    Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
    Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun!
  • Crude prices go into negative:<br/>
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.<br/>
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.<br/>
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!Upload to Facebook
    Crude prices go into negative:
    Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
    Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
    Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!
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