A man of few words is generally a married man! |
Pappu: Do you want to earn money from your phone? Bunty: How? Pappu: Just sell it! |
Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes? Santa: Getting married! |
Rajnikanth tested positive for Covid-19. Now the virus is in quarantine! |
Pappu: What is GPS? Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving. Pappu: So it's Mom? |
Elephants: We have the longest memories. Women: Hahaha, really? |
Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it! |
Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results! |
Girl: Do you drink alcohol. Boy: Yes. Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati? Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun! |
Crude prices go into negative: Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do. Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua. Santa: Theek Hai, De Do! |