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Upload to Facebook Pappu: What is GPS?
Santa: GPS tells me what to do while I'm driving.
Pappu: So it's Mom? -
Upload to Facebook Elephants: We have the longest memories.
Women: Hahaha, really? -
Upload to Facebook Women forgive and forget but always make sure you don't forget that they forgave you and forgot about it! -
Upload to Facebook Difficulty is, we are facing a Chinese Virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with Chinese Kits that may not give results! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Do you drink alcohol.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Sharam Nahi Aati?
Boy: Nanga Ho Kar Thoda Peeta Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Crude prices go into negative:
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do! -
Upload to Facebook Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things! -
Upload to Facebook You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya?
Girl: Haan.
Boy: Kya?
Girl: Ignore! -
Upload to Facebook How does a lawyer sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other!
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