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Upload to Facebook Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine?
Pappu: Quarantine.
Teacher: How?
Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You women should come with instructions.
Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly? -
Upload to Facebook Dear Men,
If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today! -
Upload to Facebook Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19.
The virus has been quarantined for 14 days!
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Upload to Facebook Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits?
Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature! -
Upload to Facebook Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does! -
Upload to Facebook Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand! -
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have a severe cold.
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying! -
Upload to Facebook Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'!
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