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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
Jeeto: Nothing! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future! -
Upload to Facebook Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.
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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
Santa: Your husband! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What procrastinate means?
Santa: I'll tell you later! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!
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