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Upload to Facebook A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! -
Upload to Facebook Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Men,
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants! -
Upload to Facebook Women use cuddling as a trap.
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent! -
Upload to Facebook Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!
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