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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating! -
Upload to Facebook Men are a living proof that women can handle anything! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring! -
Upload to Facebook Men have opinions, women have advice! -
Upload to Facebook Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
"Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!" -
Upload to Facebook I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Happy New Year.
Santa: Promise? -
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