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Upload to Facebook Santa: How would you describe our marriage?
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena! -
Upload to Facebook Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing! -
Upload to Facebook Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding! -
Upload to Facebook If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
Women get along very well in bathrooms! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda! -
Upload to Facebook Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie! -
Upload to Facebook A man's face is his autobiography;
a woman's face is her fiction!
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