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Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you looking so sad?
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good! -
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What do you want?
Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
Me: N'you'tella! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: What's your name?
Girl: Vidhi and yours?
Boy: Vidhaan! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?
Pappu: Kyun?
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya? -
Upload to Facebook Independent, educated women are mostly...
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Upload to Facebook Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?
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