Ask a man what kind of man she wants, then sit and listen how she explains characterstics of non-living things! |
You may call a woman daughter, mother, sister or wife but never ever dare to call her an aunty! |
Boy: Itna Chhota Reply, Kuch Kar Rahi Ho Kya? Girl: Haan. Boy: Kya? Girl: Ignore! |
How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other! |
Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya. Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti! |
Teacher: What is the opposite of Valentine? Pappu: Quarantine. Teacher: How? Pappu: Valentine brings two people closer and Quarantine keeps them apart! |
Santa: You women should come with instructions. Jeeto: No use. Have you ever seen a man reading & understanding the instructions properly? |
Dear Men, If you see your wife eating ice cream straight from the tub, don't ask her if she's okay. I learned this the hard way today! |
Superstar Rajinikanth has been confirmed to be exposed to Covid-19. The virus has been quarantined for 14 days! #Covid_19 #Coronavirus |
Preeto: What's the difference between men and term deposits? Jeeto: Term deposits eventually mature! |