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![Blonde: What does IDK stand for?<br/>
Brunette: I don't know.<br/>
Blonde: OMG, nobody does!]()
Upload to Facebook Blonde: What does IDK stand for?
Brunette: I don't know.
Blonde: OMG, nobody does! -
![Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.<br/>
Wife: Are you calling me fat?<br/>
Moral: Women are difficult to understand!]()
Upload to Facebook Husband (romantically): I don't need dinner tonight, you look like a full course meal.
Wife: Are you calling me fat?
Moral: Women are difficult to understand! -
![My wife and I have a severe cold.<br/>
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying!]()
Upload to Facebook My wife and I have a severe cold.
Only difference is that she has completed all chores, dropped the kids to school and now going out for grocery shopping, while I'm lying on the bed dying! -
![Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?<br/>
Because it said 'concentrate'!]()
Upload to Facebook Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?
Because it said 'concentrate'! -
![Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.<br/>
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
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![Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! -
![Girl: Ok f9, I'll talk 2 u t9i8 w8 4 me.<br/>
Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai!]()
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Boy: Didi Hindi Ya Angrezi Mein Baat Kar Lo. Maths Hamari Bachpan Se Hi Weak Hai! -
![Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge!]()
Upload to Facebook Today I realized that when your wife forgives you easily for your mistakes, she has better plans to take the revenge! -
![Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: That's the fifth time I've had to replace the clutch on this car.
Jeeto: Don't blame me for that. I never use it! -
![Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.<br/>
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.<br/>
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
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