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![Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.<br/>
~ My wife]()
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~ My wife -
![Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?<br/>
Santa: Your husband!]()
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Santa: Your husband! -
![Banta: What procrastinate means?<br/>
Santa: I'll tell you later!]()
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Santa: I'll tell you later! -
![Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!]()
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Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
![A man without a woman is a bachelor. A woman without a man is a genius!]()
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![Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?<br/>
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?]()
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![Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?<br/>
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!]()
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Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! -
![Some people know nothing about women. Those people are called men!]()
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![Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?<br/>
Santa: I don't use them anymore?<br/>
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?<br/>
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!]()
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Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday! -
![Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.<br/>
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!]()
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Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!
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