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Girl: I want you to tie me up.
Boy: Sure
Girl: Blindfold me.
Boy: OK
Girl: Now, tease me a bit
Boy: Your nose is big & your teeth are crooked! -
![Dear Men,<br/>
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants!]()
Upload to Facebook Dear Men,
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You are never going to find what she wants! -
![Women use cuddling as a trap.<br/>
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say `I have a question honey and don't lie`!]()
Upload to Facebook Women use cuddling as a trap.
They'll cuddle you for some time and then say "I have a question honey and don't lie"! -
![Santa: So, what do you think about my jokes?<br/>
Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.<br/>
Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?<br/>
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent!]()
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Jeeto: They're all pretty terrible.
Santa: Don't you have anything positive to say?
Jeeto: Well, you're consistent! -
![Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?<br/>
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way!]()
Upload to Facebook Why M is straight and W is the opposite way?
Because Men think straight and Women think in the opposite way! -
![Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.<br/>
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, check my gifts given by my girlfriend.
Santa: Beta Tumhein Yeh Kya Sab Cheezein Shobha Deti Hai?
Pappu: Nahi, Priya Deti Hai! -
![Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?<br/>
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating!]()
Upload to Facebook Girlfriend: What is more important to you, food or her love?
Pappu: Sorry, I don't like talking while eating! -
![Men are a living proof that women can handle anything!]()
Upload to Facebook Men are a living proof that women can handle anything! -
![Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.<br/>
Banta: What accident?<br/>
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring! -
![Men have opinions, women have advice!]()
Upload to Facebook Men have opinions, women have advice!
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