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![Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the `Courts of Justice.`<br/>
`Where are they?` asked the driver.<br/>
`You mean you don't know where the law courts are?` asked the judge incredulously.<br/>
`Oh! The law courts,` replied the driver. `You said, the Courts of Justice!`]()
Upload to Facebook Once a Judge hired a cab and told the driver to take him to the "Courts of Justice."
"Where are they?" asked the driver.
"You mean you don't know where the law courts are?" asked the judge incredulously.
"Oh! The law courts," replied the driver. "You said, the Courts of Justice!" -
![I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation...<br/>
So he offered to touch-up my X-rays!]()
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![Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.<br/>
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with `When you get a chance`!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"! -
![Jeeto: Happy New Year.<br/>
Santa: Promise?]()
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Dear Men,
Hear us say the opposite of what we mean, which means you better do what we meant and not what we said.
~ Women -
![Santa: How would you describe our marriage?<br/>
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.<br/>
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment? <br/>
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: How would you describe our marriage?
Jeeto: Like a tattoo.
Santa: Because it's permanent and shows your commitment?
Jeeto: No, it just seemed like a good idea when I did it! -
![Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Yaar, Yeh Shaadi Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Pappu: Dhoom Dhaam Se Khud Ki Supari Dena! -
![Men look at a woman's behind and go, `Wow, what an ass!`<br/>
Women look at a man's face and think the same thing!]()
Upload to Facebook Men look at a woman's behind and go, "Wow, what an ass!"
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![Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.<br/>
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!]()
Upload to Facebook Airport security: Madam, show me your bag.
Blonde: Cute no? It's Gucci!
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