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![Girl: What do you do?<br/>
Pappu: I race cars.<br/>
Girl: Do you win many races?<br/>
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster!]()
Upload to Facebook Girl: What do you do?
Pappu: I race cars.
Girl: Do you win many races?
Pappu: No, the cars are much faster! -
![Bunty: True love always comes back.<br/>
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: True love always comes back.
Pappu: That's right, last month my girlfriend came back to me after a fight to invite me for her wedding! -
![If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.<br/>
Women get along very well in bathrooms!]()
Upload to Facebook If two women are fighting and you want to resolve it quickly, put them in the bathroom.
Women get along very well in bathrooms! -
![Teacher: Which is the best sweet dish you would like to make for your best friend?<br/>
Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda!]()
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Pappu: Izzat Ka Falooda! -
![Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.<br/>
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie!]()
Upload to Facebook Women fall in love with what they hear. Men fall in love with what they see.
That's why most women wear makeup and most men lie! -
![A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
a woman's face is her fiction!]()
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a woman's face is her fiction! -
![Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!]()
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Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went! -
![Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.<br/>
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?<br/>
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My girlfriend has dumped me.
Bunty: It's really sad. What's the reason for ditching you?
Pappu: She says I am a compulsive gambler. I'd do anything to win her back! -
![Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.<br/>
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober! -
![Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.<br/>
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?<br/>
Santa replied, `I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate`!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"!
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