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![Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!]()
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![Girlfriend: What do you want?<br/>
Me: Nutella and you.<br/>
Girlfriend: Choose only one.<br/>
Me: N'you'tella!]()
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Me: Nutella and you.
Girlfriend: Choose only one.
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![Boy: What's your name?<br/>
Girl: Vidhi and yours?<br/>
Boy: Vidhaan!]()
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Girl: Vidhi and yours?
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![Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi Hai, Kya?<br/>
Pappu: Kyun?<br/>
Girl: Haste Hue Koi Photo Nahi Dekhi, Teri.<br/>
Pappu: Tu Nahati Nahi, Kya?]()
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Pappu: Kyun?
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![Girl: Jaldi Kuch Karo, Mere Liye Rishte Aa Rahe Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Pregnant Kar Du Kya?]()
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![Pro Tip:<br/>
If you are arguing with a woman and she says `wow`...<br/>
Run!]()
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![A woman's silence is...<br/>
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![Teacher: What is a noun?<br/>
Pappu: A noun is somebody living in a convent!]()
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![Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!]()
Upload to Facebook Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
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