Behind every angry woman there is a man, who absolutely has no idea what he did wrong! |
Doctor: Good news! You are going to see your wife again. Patient: But she has been dead for 5 years. Doctor: Exactly! |
Females are like USB drives, you can be either right or wrong, yet it takes more than a couple of attempts to put up with them correctly! |
Elephants: We have the longest memories. Woman: Oh really! |
Jeeto: Why do farts stink? Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too! |
No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person! |
Banta: Why are you so sad? Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today. Banta: Oh no! But why? Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over! |
Independent, educated women are mostly... . . . . . dependent on their uneducated maids! |
Boy: I don't eat peppers, mushrooms, onions or seafood. Girl: Well, I don't date children so this is over! |
Fact: Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Truth: Because women don't follow unsuccessful men! |