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![I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!]()
Upload to Facebook I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
Last night, I went to bed eight times! -
![For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!]()
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![A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics<br/>
Nurse: How much do you weigh?<br/>
Lady: 135<br/>
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.<br/>
Nurse: Your height?<br/>
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.<br/>
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.<br/>
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!]()
Upload to Facebook A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics
Nurse: How much do you weigh?
Lady: 135
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
Nurse: Your height?
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat! -
![Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?<br/>
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi!]()
Upload to Facebook Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have ₹ 2000/- in one pocket & ₹ 2000/- in another pocket, what would you think?
Pappu: Oh Main Kite Apne Peyo Di Pant Ta Nahi Pa Layi! -
![The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.<br/>
Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon!]()
Upload to Facebook The new amendments to motor vehicle act impose heavy penalty for violating traffic rules.
Lekin Mujhe Kya, Main Toh Lawyer Hoon! -
![If you believe only women gossip about each other, try praising one guy in front of another!]()
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![Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.<br/>
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.<br/>
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.<br/>
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'<br/>
Jeeto: Ajwine!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Your breakfast is ready.
Santa: I'm getting late for office. Won't eat breakfast.
Jeeto: Oh... But I have used wine in Paranthas today.
Santa gladly gobbles up 4 Paranthas smilingly remarks, 'Wow, yummy, which wine you used?'
Jeeto: Ajwine! -
![Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?<br/>
Santa: Floating Loan!]()
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Santa: Floating Loan! -
![Pappu: What do you think of 35A?<br/>
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?<br/>
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What do you think of 35A?
Girlfriend: That's not my size. Whose size is that... who is that bitch?
Pappu: Galti Ho Gayi Meri Maa... Maaf Kar De!
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