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![Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.<br/>
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry? <br/>
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car!]()
Upload to Facebook Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry?
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car! -
![Pro tips on how to win an argument:<br/>
1. Take birth as a girl.<br/>
2. That's it.]()
Upload to Facebook Pro tips on how to win an argument:
1. Take birth as a girl.
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![Santa walks into a bar.<br/>
He asks the barman, `How tall is a penguin?`<br/>
The barman says about three feet.<br/>
Santa, `Don't you get any penguins taller than that!`<br/>
The barman says, `Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that.`<br/>
Santa, `Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!`]()
Upload to Facebook Santa walks into a bar.
He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"
The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."
Santa, "Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!" -
![Pappu: You look like my wife.<br/>
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?<br/>
Pappu: I'm not married yet!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You look like my wife.
Girl: Oh... what's your wife name?
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![Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?<br/>
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, would you like to save some money?
Santa: I certainly would, son. Any suggestions?
Pappu: Why don't you buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast! -
![Interviewer: Congratulations, you are selected for the job. Your 1st-year salary will be 6 lakh/year & next year it will be 10 lakh/year.<br/>
Santa: Thank you, I'll join next year!]()
Upload to Facebook Interviewer: Congratulations, you are selected for the job. Your 1st-year salary will be 6 lakh/year & next year it will be 10 lakh/year.
Santa: Thank you, I'll join next year! -
![A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.<br/>
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour!]()
Upload to Facebook A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour! -
![20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:<br/>
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!]()
Upload to Facebook 20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements! -
![Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.<br/>
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?<br/>
Santa: Because it was still moving!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
Santa: Because it was still moving!
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