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![Pappu: Dad, where is mom?<br/>
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?<br/>
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.<br/>
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?<br/>
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, where is mom?
Santa: In the kitchen. Why?
Pappu: The school sent this report to be signed by a parent.
Santa: Why I can't I sign it?
Pappu: The school said it has to be signed by a responsible adult! -
![Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?<br/>
Pappu: In other nation.<br/>
Bunty: Which nation?<br/>
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Where do your girlfriend live?
Pappu: In other nation.
Bunty: Which nation?
Pappu: In my 'Imagination'! -
![Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?<br/>
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: What made you marry Daddy, Mummy?
Jeeto: So you're beginning to wonder, too! -
![Pappu: You are my drug.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?<br/>
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: You are my drug.
Girlfriend: Awww you can't live without me?
Pappu: No, you cost me too much and you ruin my life! -
![Pappu was listening to music in the class.<br/>
Teacher: Pay attention.<br/>
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.<br/>
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?<br/>
Pappu: The last thing you said is, `Pay Attention`!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu was listening to music in the class.
Teacher: Pay attention.
Pappu: I am paying attention, sir.
Teacher: Really? What is the last thing I said?
Pappu: The last thing you said is, "Pay Attention"! -
![On a chat:<br/>
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?<br/>
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.<br/>
Girl: Oh! Who died?<br/>
Boy: My feelings for you!]()
Upload to Facebook On a chat:
Girl: Hey Babe! Why are you not replying?
Boy: Sorry, attended a funeral.
Girl: Oh! Who died?
Boy: My feelings for you! -
![The speed in which a woman says `nothing` when asked `what's wrong` is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!]()
Upload to Facebook The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming! -
![A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:<br/>
`You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!`<br/><br/>
The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!`<br/>
`Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!`]()
Upload to Facebook A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!" -
![Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?<br/>
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai! -
![Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?<br/>
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!]()
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much!
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