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Upload to Facebook The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming! -
Upload to Facebook A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells an officer:
"You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"
The officer laughs, saying: Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!"
"Bullshit! He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!" -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Kya Milta Hai Tumhein Meri Beizzati Karke?
Pappu: Sukoon, Khushi Aur Raat Ko Neend Bhi Achhi Aati Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is your dog always so happy?
Pappu: Dogs are always happy because they get to sleep so much! -
Upload to Facebook Women are pretty simple:
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?
Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! -
Upload to Facebook If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
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Upload to Facebook Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.
Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection! -
Upload to Facebook If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
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Upload to Facebook It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!
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