Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top. Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'? |
Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain. Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar! |
On a date: Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees. Girl: I want pink. Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me! |
Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me? Tina: I don't dance with a kid. Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant! |
Banta: How did you fail your stress test? Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test! |
One good thing about Veterinary Doctors is their patients... . . . . . . can't Google! |
Women get mad for two things: 1. For everything! 2. For nothing! |
Patient: Doctor, what happens after we die? Doctor: We clean the bed and admit a new patient! |
Boy: Who is the most useless Avenger? Girl: I think Bajaj Avenger, Udta Bhi Nahi Hai! |
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl. And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl! |