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Upload to Facebook Boy: Tum Ladkiya Apni Vidai Ke Time Itna Kyon Roti Ho?
Girl: Jab Tu Jayega Na Bina Salary Ke, Kisi Dusre Ke Ghar Ka Kaam Karne, Toh Tu Bhi Royega! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: I think you should get married now.
Pappu: Who needs a wife anyway? How difficult can it be to boil a toast? -
Upload to Facebook A boy's question on social media:
What can I do to make a woman happy if I don't have money?
Girl's reply:
Stay away from her! -
Upload to Facebook Things that can change a woman's mood:
1. Let's dine out
2. 50% Discount
3. Let's go for a vacation -
Upload to Facebook Women swear 40% less than men in the movies. Obviously, film industry knows nothing about real women! -
Upload to Facebook Men are also good at multitasking. They can screw up several things at once! -
Upload to Facebook Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
They do it with vacation pictures on social media! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Define alcohol.
Pappu: Alcohol is a liquid which is good for preserving almost everything except secrets! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife crashed my car.
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Where's your homework?
Pappu: I made it in to a paper plane and someone hijacked it!
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