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Upload to Facebook Boy: You look so cute when you're mad.
Girl: If you continue to do this I'll be gorgeous too! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: Why is 'Dark' spelled with a K and not a C?
Pappu: Because you can't C in the dark! -
Upload to Facebook Girl calls her boyfriend:
Girl: How's the weather?
Boy: It's raining cats and dogs.
Girl: Koi Pug Mile Toh Rakh Lena Mere Liye! -
Upload to Facebook Women's viewpoint:
Men ain't giving us butterflies anymore...
It's straight high blood pressure now! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What makes life so difficult?
Pappu: I think people! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: You know what
Boy: What?
Girl: I love moustaches.
Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak?
Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep! -
Upload to Facebook Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'? -
Upload to Facebook Girl: Why do you always follow me around?
Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams!
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