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Upload to Facebook Police pulled Santa's car:
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
Santa: Yes.
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
Santa: I thought you wanted to race! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl?
Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon?
Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Will you go out with me?
Girl: No.
Boy: I have a good heart.
Girl: I don't need a transplant! -
Upload to Facebook A boy met a girl in Metro.
Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.
Boy: Really... are you single?
Girl: No, I am a Dentist! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I am fed up with my parents.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: Unko Time Check Karna Bhi Nahi Aata.
Bunty: Hua Kya?
Pappu: Roz Subah Mujhe Utha Kar Bolte Hain, "Uth Ja Dekh Kitna Time Ho Geya Hai!" -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them! -
Upload to Facebook Most females don't answer video calls after 9 PM because their face has been restored to factory settings! -
Upload to Facebook Boys are very kind-hearted.
Have you ever heard that a boy blocked a girl?
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