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![Women are pretty simple:<br/>
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;<br/>
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!]()
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If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
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![Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?<br/>
Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!]()
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Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! -
![If a girl talks sweetly, she is charming.<br/>
If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality]()
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If a boy talks sweetly, he is flirting!
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![Pappu: When I look into your eyes I always see something beautiful.<br/>
Girlfriend: Awww... what?<br/>
Pappu: My reflection!]()
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Girlfriend: Awww... what?
Pappu: My reflection! -
![If a girl laughs loudly, she is cheerful.<br/>
If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!<br/>
#StopGenderInequality]()
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If a boy laughs loudly, he is mannerless!
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![It's always in a doctor's best interest to keep his patients alive. It's more profitable that way!]()
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![Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?]()
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Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'? -
![Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.<br/>
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!]()
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Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar! -
![On a date:<br/>
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.<br/>
Girl: I want pink.<br/>
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me!]()
Upload to Facebook On a date:
Boy to waiter: 2 black coffees.
Girl: I want pink.
Boy: Give me only one, she is not with me! -
![Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?<br/>
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.<br/>
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey Tina, would you like to dance with me?
Tina: I don't dance with a kid.
Pappu: Oh sorry, I didn't know you are pregnant!
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