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![Pappu: Papa, Yeh Mard Kaun Hota Hai?<br/>
Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.<br/>
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga!]()
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Santa: Jo Insaan Poore Ghar Mein Apni Hukumat Chalaye.
Pappu: Papa Main Bhi Bada Hokar Mummy Ki Tarah Mard Banuga! -
![Teacher: Why are you late?<br/>
Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up!]()
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Pappu: Yesterday we ate the rooster that used to wake me up! -
![Understanding a girl:<br/>
This is like downloading a 4GB file. At the speed of 2kbps. Which ends up with an error when 99% of the image has been downloaded!]()
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This is like downloading a 4GB file. At the speed of 2kbps. Which ends up with an error when 99% of the image has been downloaded! -
![Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.<br/>
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.<br/>
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!]()
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Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
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![Santa: Why do you always disagree with me?<br/>
Jeeto: No, I don't!]()
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![Dedicated to all the women:<br/>
Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think - Damn, he is so lucky!]()
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Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think - Damn, he is so lucky! -
![Santa: When you see a pretty girl, what's the first thing you'll be looking at?<br/>
Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!]()
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Jeeto: I'll be looking at you to see if you're looking at her!JeetoPreeto / Funny / Marriage -
![Pappu: I want to be a billionaire like my uncle.<br/>
Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?<br/>
Pappu: He wants to be a billionaire too!]()
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Bunty: Your uncle is a billionaire?
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![Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe Zindagi Mein Aage Badhne Ke.<br/>
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!]()
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![Girl: Baby, my mom liked you. She said yes for marriage.<br/>
Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!]()
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Pappu: I only loved you and I only want to marry you. Tell your mom to forget me!
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