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Upload to Facebook Guy: Aapka Maal Pahunch Gaya Hai.
Pappu: Point Pe Deliver Kar Do Aur Dekhna Police Se Bachke.
Guy: Bhiyaa Flipkart Se Bol Raha Hun.
Pappu: Toh Maal Kya Hota Hai Be? -
Upload to Facebook Genuine doubt - After the online class:
Teacher: If there is any doubt, you can ask?
Pappu: Ma'am, that fellow who brought your tea, is he your husband? -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: If you don't like your husband, why don't you just leave him and go?
Jeeto: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I rushed to the mall today.
Santa: Why so?
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Aaj Kal Paanv Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere!
Jeeto: Padne Bhi Nahi Chahiye... Abhi Poncha Lagaya Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all! -
Upload to Facebook Dear Women:
If a man says he will fix it, he will.
There is no need to remind him every six months! -
Upload to Facebook A chatty woman could be annoying, but a quiet woman is absolutely terrifying! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I am not talking to you.
Santa: OK.
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision! -
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, when do you think COVID-19 will be over?
Doctor: I don't know, I am not much into politics!
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