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Upload to Facebook Preeto: We all make mistakes.
Jeeto: True, but I ended up marrying mine! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you still have any feelings for me?
Ex-Girlfriend: Yes, I do.
Pappu: Awww, thank you.
Ex-Girlfriend: But those are all negative feelings! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: If you want to change one thing about our marriage, what would it be?
Jeeto: My husband! -
Upload to Facebook Getting along with women is super easy.
You just need to know when to talk, when to shut up and when to run! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.
Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable! -
Upload to Facebook The snoring of men is the Karma of women.
Women don't shut up all day and men don't shut up all night! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday! -
Upload to Facebook Girl: I found lipstick on your dungarees.
Boy: I can explain.
Girl: Just ask her the shade and brand name! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?
Santa: When did I do that?
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