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![A smart woman never yells at a man.<br />
He must be afraid of her gaze!]()
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![Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?<br />
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.<br />
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?<br />
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?]()
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Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head? -
![Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?<br />
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!]()
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Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin! -
Santa: 14th February ko kya hai ?
Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?
Santa: Biwi.
Banta: To phir Basant Panchami hai !!! -
![Jeeto: I think our neighbour died!<br/>
Santa: Who, Ray?<br/>
Jeeto: I don't think cheering is appropriate!]()
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Santa: Who, Ray?
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![Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
Jeeto: Twelve years!]()
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Jeeto: Twelve years! -
![Girl: Describe me in one word.<br/>
Boy: Mine!]()
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Boy: Mine! -
![Jeeto: It is 11 O'clock, are you still sleeping?<br/>
Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.<br/>
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?<br/>
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired!]()
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Pappu: I am a little tired so I am taking a rest.
Jeeto: You spent so long sleeping, how did you get tired?
Pappu: I have been sleeping so long so I got tired! -
![Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?<br/>
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Mummy Application Form Mein `Permanent Identification Mark` Kya Likhun?
Jeeto: Likh De `Left Hand Mein Mobile`! -
![Found out all four of my sons want to be Valets when they grow up.<br/>
My doctor says that's the worst case of Parking Sons disease he has ever heard of!]()
Upload to Facebook Found out all four of my sons want to be Valets when they grow up.
My doctor says that's the worst case of Parking Sons disease he has ever heard of!
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