-
Girl: I need to lose weight.
Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo.
Girl: Puja? Why?
Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! -
Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! -
Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass?
.
.
.
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! -
![Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: Professional courtesy!
=======================]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why sharks don't attack lawyers?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Professional courtesy! ======================= -
![Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?<br />
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there!]()
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor, my son swallowed my pen. What should I do?
Doctor: Use a pencil until I get there! -
![Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?<br />
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do you always say you're fine when you're not?
Jeeto: Because 'fine' is the only word polite enough to say in front of the children! -
![Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.<br />
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: You should learn to embrace your mistakes.
Jeeto: Fine, give me a hug! -
![Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 4 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: 11 Flowers.<br />
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?<br />
Pappu: A Garden!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: 2 Flowers + 2 Flowers?
Pappu: 4 Flowers.
Teacher: Good! 6 Flowers + 5 Flowers?
Pappu: 11 Flowers.
Teacher: Very good! 22343 Flowers + 33453 Flowers?
Pappu: A Garden! -
![Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?<br />
Patient: Good news, please.<br />
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you!<br />]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Hello Parkinson, do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news, please.
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you! -
![During Exam:<br /><br />
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.<br />
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!]()
Upload to Facebook During Exam:
Teacher: Hide your answer sheet, the one behind you is copying.
Pappu: Ma'am, Let him do it. I don't want to fail alone!
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT