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![Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!<br/>
Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!<br/>
Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, `Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?`<br/>
Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.<br/>
Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!
Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!
Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, "Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?"
Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.
Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun! -
![Santa: I've named my dog `ten miles`.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".
Banta: Why?
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day! -
![Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know Miss.<br/>
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!<br/>
Pappu: Woof... woof!]()
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof! -
![I made the mistake of asking Siri `What do women want?`<br/>
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!]()
Upload to Facebook I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
My phone's not stopped talking for three days! -
![Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?<br/>
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot!]()
Upload to Facebook Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot! -
![Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!]()
Upload to Facebook Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men...
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so! -
![Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.<br/>
He argued, `Many people do it, why only catch me?`<br/>
The pool manager replied, `Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!`]()
Upload to Facebook Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.
He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!" -
![Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem!]()
Upload to Facebook Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem! -
![Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?<br/>
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call! -
![Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.<br/>
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
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