Banta: Do you have any superpower? Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said! |
Santa: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Santa: Sure, how much is that? Barman: ₹ 1000. Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase! |
Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party? Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! |
Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes! Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes! |
Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son? Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa. Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein! |
Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir! |
Pappu went to get a Tattoo: Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get? Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with. Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do! |
Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years. Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part! |
Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman! |
Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi? Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye. Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja! |