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  • Banta: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Do you have any superpower?
    Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!
  • Santa: What's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.<br/>
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.<br/>
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?<br/>
Santa: Sure, how much is that?<br/>
Barman: ₹ 1000.<br/>
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: What's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
    Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
    Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
    Santa: Sure, how much is that?
    Barman: ₹ 1000.
    Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
    Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
  • Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?<br/>
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?
    Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!
  • Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!<br/>
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!Upload to Facebook
    Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
    Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
  • Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.<br/>
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
    Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
    Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein!
  • Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?<br/>
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?
    Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!
  • Pappu went to get a Tattoo:<br/>
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
    Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
    Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
    Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
  • Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.<br/>
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
    Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!
  • Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!Upload to Facebook
    Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman!
  • Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?<br/>
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
    Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
    Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!
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