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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part! -
Upload to Facebook Whoever has given this news that India is an unsafe country for women should get married to an Indian woman! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Pappu: A can't opener! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch! -
Upload to Facebook When a woman says "We need to talk".
Why is it never about sports? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
Santa: I don't know, can you? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends!
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