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Upload to Facebook Maths Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Do you have any superpower?
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Santa: Sure, how much is that?
Barman: ₹ 1000.
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! -
Upload to Facebook Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son?
Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa.
Pappu: Maine Pucha Tha But Woh Keh Rahe Hain Humein Kya Pata In Sab Chizon Ke Bare Mein! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu went to get a Tattoo:
Pappu: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Pappu: Gulab Jamun Bana Do!
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