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![Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?<br/>
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!<br/>
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!]()
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Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
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![Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?<br/>
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.<br/>
Santa came back with Nirma!]()
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Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
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![Teacher: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? <br/>
Pappu: A can't opener!]()
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Pappu: A can't opener! -
![Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.<br/>
Banta: Is he fine?<br/>
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!]()
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Banta: Is he fine?
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![When a woman says `We need to talk`.<br/>
Why is it never about sports?]()
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![Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?]()
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![Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!]()
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Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends! -
![Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!]()
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Pappu: Why?
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself! -
![Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!]()
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Bunty: Why?
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks! -
![Banta: I lost my dog today.<br/>
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.<br/>
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!]()
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Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
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