Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook! |
What if I told you, we all have problems. It's just... some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook! |
Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture! |
Remember, when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them. Now, they put everything online and get mad when people don't read and like it! |
How to stop time: kiss. How to travel in time: read. How to escape time: music. How to fear time: write. How to waste time: Social Media! |
Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident! |
Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya. Friend 2: Kaise? Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha! |
What's the most most embarrassing moment in one's life? . .. ... When nobody likes your Facebook status! |
Those who read my messages are intelligent; Those who 'like' them are real genius; Those who comment are 'Friends Forever'; And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"! |
You can never really say "what's on your mind", when your family is on Facebook! |