| For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. |
| Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one! |
| Dear School Mates, Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school? |
| Life is much like Facebook. People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them; Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own! |
| Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"! |
| There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page! |
| I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?" |
| You can never really say what's on your mind, when your family is on Facebook! |
| If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed! |
| For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction! |
