| A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. |
| A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. |
| The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money. |
| Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use |
| Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on. |
| After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said,`No hablo ingles. |
| Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. |
| Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on. |
| Living with a conscience is like driving with the brakes on. |
| Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. |