If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. |
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education |
A writer must always tell the truth, unless he is a journalist. |
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones |
"Google before you tweet" is the new "think before you speak" |
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman. |
There're only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. |
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. |
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible. |
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight |