Funny Quotes

  • If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
    ~ Derek Bok
  • The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education
    ~ Albert Einstein
  • A writer must always tell the truth, unless he is a journalist.
    ~ Gore Vidal
  • I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones
    ~ Albert Einstein
  • "Google before you tweet" is the new "think before you speak"
    ~ Paulo Coelho
  • Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
    ~ Morgan Freeman
  • There're only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.Upload to Facebook
    There're only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
    ~ Jack Nicholson
  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.Upload to Facebook
    My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
    ~ Rita Rudner
  • Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible.
    ~ Margaret Mead.
  • If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight
    ~ George Gobal
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