I wanna be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness. |
Destiny is what you are supposed to do in life. Fate is what kicks you in the ass to make you do it. |
I hate reasonable people, the activity of their brains sucks up all the blood out of their hearts. |
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt |
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. |
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx |
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. |
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. |
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. |
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot. |