Funny Quotes

  • Whenever I go on a diet the only thing I seem to lose is my mind.
    ~ Arshad Warsi
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
    ~ Albert Einstein
  • Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.Upload to Facebook
    Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
    ~ H. Jackson Brown Jr.
  • I can understand no driving licences, but isn't it better to left them emigrate?
    BJD leader, on MP government denying services, including passports, to eve teasers
    ~ Baijayant Jay Panda
  • I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason and intellect intended us to forgo their use.Upload to Facebook
    I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason and intellect intended us to forgo their use.
    ~ Galileo Galilei
  • You know how they say, "Life will go on regardless of you...". Today I say, "So will the gym".
    ~ Farhan Akhtar
  • I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
    ~ Frank Howard Clark
  • Brooklyn has always been considered second-class to Manhattan but that's only Manhattan's thinking.
    ~ Ralph Branca
  • I just called the paparazzi a bunch of "professional photographers" and now they want to sue.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • I don't understand why people say "Enough is Enough"! What else can it be?
    ~ Farhan Akhtar
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