Whenever I go on a diet the only thing I seem to lose is my mind. |
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. |
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. |
I can understand no driving licences, but isn't it better to left them emigrate? BJD leader, on MP government denying services, including passports, to eve teasers |
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason and intellect intended us to forgo their use. |
You know how they say, "Life will go on regardless of you...". Today I say, "So will the gym". |
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. |
Brooklyn has always been considered second-class to Manhattan but that's only Manhattan's thinking. |
I just called the paparazzi a bunch of "professional photographers" and now they want to sue. |
I don't understand why people say "Enough is Enough"! What else can it be? |