I think my mirror has gotten older. |
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. |
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. |
The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it. |
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money. |
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. |
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his kids to college. |
Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. |
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. |
Very few people can afford to be poor. |