Funny Quotes

  • I think my mirror has gotten older.
    ~ Steve Martin
  • A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.Upload to Facebook
    A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
    ~ Raymond Hitchcock
  • A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
    ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
  • The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it.
    ~ Frank Howard Clark
  • A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man; a debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
    ~ Gordon Liddy
  • Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
    ~ Groucho Marx
  • Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his kids to college.
    ~ Bill Vaughn
  • Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.
    ~ Henry Ford
  • Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
    ~ Mark Twain
  • Very few people can afford to be poor.
    ~ George Bernard Shaw
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