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~ Mark TwainWhen angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. -
![Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.]()
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~ Rita Mae BrownComputer dating is fine, if you're a computer. -
![There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.]()
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~ Will RogersThere's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. -
~ Author UnknownI hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror. -
~ Hugh MillsNothing unites the English like war. Nothing divides them like Picasso. -
~ Taslima NasreenMy maid laughs at me. She thinks I am poor and stupid because I do not use mobile phones.
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~ Mark TwainGo to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. -
~ George Bernard ShawEngland and America are two countries separated by a common language. -
~ Claude ChabrolWe live in an era where pizzas show up faster than the police. -
~ Virginia WoolfFor most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
