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![I`ve been in love with the same women for forty years - if my wife finds out she`ll kill me.]()
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~ Henry YoungmanI`ve been in love with the same women for forty years - if my wife finds out she`ll kill me. -
~ Saul Williams.My father's a preacher, my mother's a teacher, thus I rhyme. -
~ W. C. FieldsI am an expert of electricity.
My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. -
~ Steven WrightThere's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. -
~ Groucho MarxShe got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. -
She got her looks from her father. He`s a plastic surgeon. Groucho Marx -
~ Thomas FullerChoose a wife by your ear than your eye. -
~ Albert EinsteinTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -
~ Christopher MarloweMoney can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. -
~ Robin WilliamsIf women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
