| I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. |
| Humour and fun contribute to my total well-being |
| When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. |
| Don't tell my mother I'm in politics: she thinks I play the piano in a whorehouse. |
| I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow. |
| We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs |
| Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on. |
| I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... |
| After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles. |
| Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That's a good thing. He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on. |