Funny Quotes

  • You need power only when you want to do something harmful. Otherwise "A smile is Enough to get everything".
    ~ Charlie Chaplin
  • A day without laughter is a day wasted.
    ~ Charlie Chaplin
  • The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
    ~ Lucille Ball
  • Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Laughter is inner jogging.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Learn to smile it wil teach how to laugh.
    ~ Anonymous
  • One need to laugh at themself first,so as to laugh at others.
    ~ Anonymous
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    ~ Will Rogers
  • Laughter is our best tension breaker.
    ~ Anonymous
  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
    ~ Henny Youngman
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