| If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. |
| A person is pronounced great when he can face a difficult situatin with happiness and laughter. |
| You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. |
| Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain. |
| My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair. |
| Republican comes in the dictionary just after reptile and just above repugnant. |
| I`m too tall to be a girl. I`m between a chick and a broad. |
| I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies. |
| I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory. |
| The man`s [Bush] embarrassing. He's not my president and he never will be either. |