| Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children |
| It`s funny when people say, `I don`t think Julia likes me.` Honey, if I don`t like you, you're going to know about it. |
| You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong |
| You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go home with yourself. |
| Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. |
| The crux is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing. |
| Adults are obsolete children. |
| Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions |
| You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it |
| Wit is the lowest form of humor. |