| Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. |
| All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. |
| Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. |
| A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. |
| A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. |
| A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. |
| A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. |
| A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. |
| A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. |
| A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. |