| Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. |
| Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. |
| Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. |
| There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. |
| Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. |
| Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. |
| If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. |
| Humor is just another defense against the universe. |
| Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. |
| The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. |